Saturday, May 7, 2016

5 Reasons not to date a beautiful Ukrainian girl


Dear Friends, I’m sure that you’ve checked out those websites for meeting beautiful Ukrainian girls. I’m sure that many of you have even found your choices of Ukrainian girls for marriage. But, be warned, you need to look before you leap.

I know that you’ve searched a long time for women that are not only sweet and smart, but beautiful. Ukrainian girls are all that and more. Many are well educated, loving, and dying to give her heart to the right man forever.

It’s not as simple as that. There are problems galore to consider. I have taken the liberty of breaking them down into five important reasons not to date a beautiful Ukrainian girl

1. HEARTBREAK OF YOUR FELLOW MAN

When your girl makes Angelina Jolie look homely, you are going to make lots of guys jealous, and ,yes, heartbroken. Beautiful Ukrainian girls are so affectionate. When you’re in line at the grocery store and your gorgeous wife is nibbling on your ear, every guy is going to look like a hound that’s lost his bone. Can you could stand to witness such heartbreak?

2. MONEY!

Most of those Ukrainian girls for marriage are well educated. They’ll find very good jobs and work hard. That means a fat bank account. Your pals might think you’re too good for poker or Monday Night Football after awhile, and hit you up for loans all the time. Beware

3. SILENCE IS GOLDEN?

Your perfect Ukrainian bride will let you know when you’re wowing her romantically after lights out. The whole neighborhood will know, as a matter of fact. Awkward…

4. CALL ME PORKY

She’ll cook like a gourmet. You’ll eat like a pig. Work it out.

5. EGO, SCHMEGO

There’s an old Ukrainian proverb: “If you’ve got it, flaunt it.” She’ll flaunt what you’ve got as well. Prepare for knowing smiles from her best friends.

You don’t have to thank me for warning and saving you from a lifetime of beautiful Ukrainian hell. I will also notify your girl that you’re breaking up…I’ll even take care of comforting her for you. After all, what are friends for?

A shout video shows a couple of photos of some beautiful Ukrainian girls. So YOU have to decide if you want to date these girls. And it means, you don’t have to take my article “5 Reasons not to date a beautiful Ukrainian girl” very seriously

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